Thursday, October 04, 2007

My life in IM form

Matt: oh whatever
dot com
me: oh hi. Nice I finally got the guy from the guru site to accept my bid.
So now its real
Matt: which one
me: the powerpoint to DVD deal
Matt: OH PRECIOUS!
I think
me: no it is. That means he should be sending me the stuff so I can work
on it
Matt: SUPER!
I am SO frikkin hyper and I don't know why
I think it's because we talked about chocolate all morning and sampled all
different kinds
me: nice that was me last night. I couldn't sleep at all. I stayed up till
almost 2:30
Matt: you should have done some shots of pisco or something
that'll knock you out
me: I drank the rest of the wine but then I wasn't even really buzzed
at all. Oh well whatever
Matt: oh that sucks
I thought you were going to go out last night
Sent at 10:20 AM on Thursday
me: no i just made myself wait till it was already to late to even go out.
I wanted to but then I talked myself out of it
it wouldn't have been fun anyway
Matt: that's because I wouldn't have been there
and no one can truly have fun without me
Sent at 10:22 AM on Thursday
me: blahd
Matt: potatod
me: potatoblahD
Matt: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
adkfhnadfhahjrt
me: oh my
you okayover there
take a deep breath
its okay
Matt: I'm super hungry
nice the cafeteria doesn't even open for another hour
me: nice not letting you eat. Nice starving the chef
Matt: nice they think we're all too fat
there are a lot of fat people in here
me: gawd why are people so fat
Matt: because they drink several bottles of wine every night
me: wine doesn't make you fat
its the cheese
cheese eating hippies
Matt: I HATE THEM!!!
so
me: I hate them about as much as I hate the french
Matt: umm...
how are you?
me: fucking french wine drinking hippies
oh i'm fine
Matt: good
me: i called the bank and got the fees taken off so my account is
in better shape
Matt: I'm talking to my friend Jen in Atlanta too and trying to whittle
her down to sign up for WoW
me: still stupid hold on the other checks
Matt: oh precious
me: It might take till monday to get the rest of the money so sorry
about that if its fucking up your bank account
Matt: well fortunately I am ok because of that web project
SO YOU'RE LUCKY, MISTER
me: don't call me mister
Matt: oh sorry...
SO YOU'RE LUCKY, SISTER
me: that's better
needed a little sass this morning
Matt: oh I love it when you talk dirty
me: i'm not talking dirty
Matt: oh
I love it when you don't talk dirty
Sent at 10:31 AM on Thursday
Matt: so... read any good books lately?
Matt: lol
nice
me: oh my you know the world is not going good when the /wave emote
is causeing server crashes
Matt: oh dear
nice trying to do the wave
OMG
I was looking at the syllabus for my bread class and it says we learn
about the creaming method and the foaming method
nice your mom already taught me all about both of those
me: well then you have a head start
You should send her a thank you
Matt: I will
I need to think of something to do for an hour
me: I'm bored too but I'm also still sleepy
Matt: you need to have some vitamins and quests
me: i'm thinking about it but I'm afriad. Very afraid
Matt: why
he's just a drawf... he can't hurt you
me: i know but nice I need to be productive first. I need to work
on my website and maybe start on a new layout for my resume then I can play
ugh, i need business cards too
I need more tea too
Matt: there is a thing of blank business cards you can print on there
in front of the printer
maybe under the box of folders... or maybe inside that box
I don't remember
but you might as well use those
me: okay, well I'm going to mess with a few ideas. Want to get something
going cause I don't even have any idea of a logo or how I want to present
myself. I can't just write in big bold fonts "Kaaa-KAAAA!"
Matt: oh yes you can
me: Maybe i could put that in tiny print or something
like hidden message
Matt: oh nice
I like it
me: Or maybe make a colorblind deal so that it only shows up for those
retard fuckers who can't see freaking colors. Retards
Matt: just gas them all
me: I know. They are useless. They should all be exterminated.
Sent at 10:42 AM on Thursday
me: What use to the world is a fucking retard who can't pick out the
perfect shade of maroon for the office that would compliment the
leather couch and shit. Kill them all
Matt: oh my
me: Is it red they can't see or green. don't remember cause i"m not a retard
Oh david is. I should call him and find out
Matt: yes and I think you should phrase it just like that too
me: lol
shoes
Sent at 10:44 AM on Thursday
me: ......
....searching......
....searching.....
....searching.....
...for....
...your...
...mom...
Okay I'm out.
Matt: BYE!
Sent at 10:48 AM on Thursday

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